The Scratch of Gdfsg land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by gdfsgdfsgdfg with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.308 billion Gdfsg personnel are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdfsg city. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gdfsgian economy, worth 303 trillion gdfsg coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 131,640 gdfsg coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gdfsg land's national animal is the gdfsgshep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is WiNDoWs LOL.

Gdfsg land is ranked 32,399^th in the world and 557^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 36.85 flags saluted per person per day.